A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.

He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.

On the way home, he finds a secluded spot and pulls over to the side of the road.

They start necking and he’s getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she’s a virgin and wants to stay that way.

“Well, okay,” he says, “how about a blow job?” “Yuck!” she screams.

“I’m not putting that thing in my mouth!”

“Well then… how about a hand job?” “I’ve never done that. What do I have to do?”

“Well, remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?” She nods.

“Well, it’s just like that.” So, he pulls out his dick and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.

A few seconds later, his head snaps back against the headrest, his eyes roll up in his head, wax blows out of his ears, and he screams in pain.

“What’s wrong?” she cries out. “Take your thumb off the end!!!”