Four surgeons were sitting around discussing their favorite people to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “I prefer operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in perfect alphabetical order.”
The second surgeon chimed in, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order.”
The third surgeon added, “I enjoy operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color-coded.”
The fourth surgeon paused and said, “I prefer operating on politicians.”
The other three surgeons stared at him in disbelief. One of them asked, “Why?”
The fourth surgeon grinned and replied, “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable!”
