The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class

The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”
Little Johnny responds, “I don’t know, but it definitely wasn’t me!”

Shocked by this lack of basic Bible knowledge, the supervisor rushes to the principal and shares the whole incident.
The principal, calm as ever, replies, “I know little Johnny and his whole family well. If Johnny says he didn’t do it, then I trust him. That’s the truth, as far as I’m concerned.”

Still baffled, the supervisor goes to the Regional Head of Education and recounts the whole story.
After listening, the Regional Head calmly says, “I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this. Just get three quotes and get the darn wall fixed!”

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