There was once a man who took great care of his body. He worked out every day, lifted weights, and jogged six miles like clockwork.

One morning, while checking himself out in the mirror, he noticed he was perfectly tanned everywhere… except for one little spot. 

Determined to fix it, he went to the beach, took off all his clothes, buried himself in the sand — and left just “that part” sticking out to catch some sun.

A little while later, two sweet old ladies were out for a walk. One, using her cane, spotted the unusual sight poking out of the sand. She tapped it with her cane and shook her head.

She said to her friend:
“There’s just no justice in this world!”

Her friend asked, “Why do you say that?”

The lady replied:
“When I was 20, I was curious about it.
At 30, I enjoyed it.
At 40, I asked for it.
At 50, I paid for it.
At 60, I prayed for it.
At 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I’m 80… the darn things are growing wild on the beach and I’m too old to squat!”