Three Men Die And Go To Hell

Three men died in a car crash and went to hell

Their names were George, Barrack, and Donald.

The devil went to George and said, “Welcome to hell, George

I’d like you to meet your wife for the rest of your eternity.”

The devil opened a door, and there was the ugliest woman they had ever seen.

They had seen many ugly women in their lives, but none as squalid as her

This lady was hideous

She took George to her room in hell.

The devil went to Barrack and said,”Welcome to hell, Barrack

I’d like you to meet your wife for the rest of your eternity.”

The devil opened another door, and there was an even uglier woman.

She was so ugly she could make Goldfish crackers frown.

The woman took Barrack to her room in hell.

The devil went to Donald and said,”You must wait a bit before I give you your wife.

While you wait, you will be tortured personally by me.”

So the devil made Donald his slave and forced him to do all these useless tasks, like pushing heavy things up a hill and pouring water on things that did not need to get wet.

It was exhausting.

Finally, after a few months, the devil led Donald to a door and opened it.

Donald was worried what his wife would look like, but when the devil opened the door, there was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen​.

Donald was amazed that he had gotten such a hot wife, when the devil said,

“Welcome to hell, Elizabeth

I’d like you to meet your husband for the rest of eternity.”

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