Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes.
One of the nuns gets an idea:
“Let’s just take off our clothes, fold them up nicely, and lock the door. No clothes, no paint stains!”
So that’s exactly what they do. They start painting away, having a great time.
Then suddenly—knock knock.
From outside the door, a voice says:
“Blind man!”
The nuns pause. One says to the other:
“Well, if he’s blind, he won’t see anything anyway, right?”
The other nods.
They open the door.
In walks a guy with a big grin:
“Nice rack. Now—where do you want me to hang these blinds?”
