Van Gogh’s Relatives

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Among them were: His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop’n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin in Illinois: Chica Gogh His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle: Day Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother:

Grin Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh.

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