When Dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter

When Dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he quickly discovered how adaptable she was. One of the cutest things? Her newfound obsession with tea parties.

Every evening while he relaxed in front of the TV, she’d waddle over with a tiny plastic teacup and declare, “Tea time, Daddy!” He’d take a dainty sip of the clear “tea” and proclaim, “Wow, that’s delicious!” She’d giggle, glow with pride, and scurry off to refill his cup.

By the time Mom came home, he couldn’t wait to show off how their little girl had been taking care of him like a proper hostess.

Right on cue, the toddler burst into the room with her tea set, handed Daddy a cup, and stood expectantly.

He took a sip and smiled. “Still the best tea I’ve ever had!”

Mom watched the sweet scene, then raised an eyebrow. “Aw, that’s adorable,” she said. Then, with perfect calm, she added:

“Just curious… have you ever asked where she gets the water?”

Dad shrugged. “Nope. Why?”

“She can only reach one place on her own,” Mom replied.

“The toilet.”

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