Where did you get that ring?

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.

“Well, she replies, “My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.”

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?” her husband asks. She replies “My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.”

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari……. You guessed it: Her share of the lottery winnings….

That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. “What the f*ck is this?” she asks her husband.

“Well,” he replies, “We don’t want to get your frickin’ lottery ticket wet, do we??”

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