A guy walks into a bar and sits down
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being…
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here…
My husband and I have a great relationship
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband…
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…
The dog doesn’t talk
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have…
Two men were having a slow round of golf
Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf. The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough…
Something big just came up!
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long…
It’s important for men to remember
It’s important for men to remember that as women grow older, household tasks may not come as easily to them as they once did. When this happens,…
Ma was in the kitchen
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…