A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner
A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make…
Two old buddies are out playing golf
Two old buddies are out playing golf. One of them lines up a short putt, concentrating intensely. The other one smiles and says: “Hey, no pressure… but…
A blonde goes out for a walk
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…
The wife asked her husband to describe her
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
A young Catholic couple tragically dies in a car accident
A young Catholic couple tragically dies in a car accident on their way to get married.Moments later, they find themselves at the Pearly Gates, waiting for St….
When Curiosity Goes Hilariously Wrong
Linda had just about had it. Her husband Mark was late again—third time this week—off playing golf like he didn’t have a wife waiting at home with…
A guy is driving when suddenly his car runs out of gas
A guy is driving when suddenly his car runs out of gas. Just then, a bee buzzes in through the window. “Hey, what’s going on?” asks the…
The Deodorant Confusion
A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk,“Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your bottom?” The clerk blinked.“Um… bottom deodorant?”“Yes,” the…
You gave me too much money!
My husband and I pulled up to the McDonald’s drive-thru window. I handed the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also gave her…
A mortician was working late one night
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…