Three elderly brothers—96, 94, and 92—still live together in the old family house. One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.“Hey!”…

An elderly gentleman had just picked up his shiny new Corvette convertible. Feeling like a teenager again, he decided to test what the car could do. As…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed…

A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands. “I…

A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:…

A grocery store clerk asked a lady the who was coming through his check-out, “Ma’am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?” “That’ll be…

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage? A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her….