An elderly Pope arrives in New York
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine. Upon seeing the car, he gestures to the driver and…
An elderly lady walks up to the bar
An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her…
A wife was in the middle of preparing breakfast
A wife was in the middle of preparing breakfast, frying eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he stormed into the kitchen, panic written all over his face. “Be…
Little Johnny had failed his law exam
Little Johnny had failed his law exam and decided to strike a deal with the professor. **Johnny:** “Sir, do you claim to know everything about law?”**Professor:** “Of…
A husband and wife were arguing
A husband and wife were arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said,“You should do it because you wake up first. That way,…
An old man and an old woman are sitting side by side
An old man and an old woman are sitting side by side in their rocking chairs. The old woman is quietly embroidering, and the old man is…
Three old men
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership, their eyes set on the luxury car they had been saving up for. But as they approached, their…
A man walked into a supermarket
A man walked into a supermarket, unaware that his zipper was down. As he moved through the aisles, a female cashier noticed him and, with a slight…
What do you think it means?
One morning, a woman excitedly told her husband,“I dreamt you gave me the most stunning diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” With a sly smile,…