A handsome man
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…
The Hillbilly’s Unusual Maneuver Surprises Everyone
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough….
Indefinitely
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class. But…
Little Larry
Little Larry attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s…
He gave it to me
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The…
35th wedding anniversary
The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather…
Empty seat
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty…
The next door neighbors dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbors dog. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had…
Private detective
“So,” Jane asked the private detective she had hired. “Did you trail my husband?” “Yes ma’am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way…
Three moms
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went…