Tearful Bride
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am…
Golf balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept…
Triplets
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby…
What’s three times three?
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply….
A new patient
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want the…
A guy on an island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful,…
A couples were playing poker
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….
What’s WRONG with me?
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…
A little girl at Church
A little girl and her mother are at Church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the…
John & Sam
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s…