Eggs in marriage
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…
A nun wakes up …
A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down…
Three men
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…
Honey, can you explain it to me?
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart….
Grocery shopping
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…
When Two Women…
I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him. But when I walked in, he was just…
Two priests
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…
Guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes…
That nice George Johnson
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last…
A nun and a priest are playing golf
A nun and a priest are playing golf. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but…