Wanna be Friends?

A blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field, while the…

They swore never seen woman again

These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided…

Huge hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all….

Womans Medical Exam

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for…

An Irish daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.  ‘Where have ye been all this time, child?…

Only 24 hours to live

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the…

An 18 year old girl …

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and…

Twenty bucks

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.  “Twenty bucks” she says.  He’d never been with a hooker before,…

Pregnant Woman On The Bus

A woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This…

Little Johnny’s curiosity

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny…