A week off
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that…
The perfume
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…
A Creative Solution
Once in a school, Girls started to leave kissing marks on mirror of restroom. Janitor was troubled by this because he had to clean them and it…
A lady went to a doctor office
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room,…
Don’t worry mam
Susan’s mother: “What are you doing on the top of that tree?” Susan: “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree. They asked…
Grab your clothes
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard…
A woman in her late 30s
A woman in her late 30s was happily jumping – unclothed – on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while then…
Eat electricity
A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…
Only four parachutes
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to…
The Powerful Bull
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a…