Three female fugitives
One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…
The towel
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…
The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
Wine Whirlpool
This is why I didn’t show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife’s grandpa’s cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine…
Yoga school
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…
I Would Like To Withdraw £10!
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…
The dream
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…
Insurance
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty…
What do you think about that?
A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy…