Divorce Agreement
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you She sat down and…
Susan
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ….
Memory Problems
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…
Jack Wants To Go Golfing
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts…
Sunburn
A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor…
Awful 4-letter words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’…
Two old drunks
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t bend…
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman…
A woman was cleaning …
A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come…
3 thieves rob a bank
3 thieves rob a bank. They run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes. One…