A doctor and a lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical…
Ray, What Did You Du!
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke before…
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw a…
Wife sent text to husband
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put…
Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks…
Blonde goes to the salon
A blonde walked into a salon wearing huge headphones. When it was her turn to get her haircut, the hairdresser requested for her to remove her headphones….
Replace the cat
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would…
Two buckets of fish
A man with two buckets of fish was just leaving a lake, was stopped by a game warden who was checking the area for people fishing without…
Once a blonde …
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him…
Experimental Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s…