How much?
Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having sex with someone other than his dad. He hears…
Faba and Mujo
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know…
A married couple
A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 3AM. The wife answers it, and after a few seconds she replies, “How should I know? We’re…
44 years of marriage
After being married for 44 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap…
Little Johnny learns to count…
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers little…
The mother was crushed
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…
Three women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can…
NO, I DO NOT!
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. It reads, “Do you have any…
A donkey and a horse
A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…
This blonde decides …
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides…