A burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’…
Two talking female parrots
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to…
How much for that TV?
A Blonde walks into an Appliance store. And talks to one of the salespersons, she asks ” how much for that TV” he replies ” we dont…
Think twice
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing the…
Call of Duty
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy…
A grandfather
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda…
Bad news for you
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad…
A shy guy
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes…
Four friends
Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…
A cowboy walks into a bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his…