The Trooper
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Atlanta to…
The new rooster
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
A crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…
He picked up the phone
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.”…
The magic trick
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…
I just dreamt
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls….
Two very elderly women
A young man strips down naked at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To prevent…
Two blonde girls
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays the contents on her wrist and…
Annual Physical …
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical… After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have…
I want something very special
An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his side The jeweler looked through his stock and…