A middle-aged male professor
A middle-aged male professor hears a knock on his office door. After a brief moment of fumbling, he opens it to find an elderly man, who greets…
The Speeding Blondie
A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license….
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends…
Three Toilets
There were 3 men who wanted to buy toilets, so they went to the nearest store and were looking at the new designs of the toilets. The…
A Good Question for These Three Blondes
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…
A gorilla walks into a bar
A gorilla walks into a barThe gorilla walks past the barkeeper and takes a seat.The Barkeeper is confused and scared at the same time.”A gorilla in my…
Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
A Man Received The Following Text From His Neighbour
A man received the following text from his neighbour:“I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your…
Teacher Asked Her Class To Use The Word
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…
Two 90 Year Old Men, Mike And Joe, Have Been Friends.
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day….