Hunting Accident
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a…
Three blondes …
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she…
Little Johnny and Little Jenny
Little Jenny isn’t a very good student. She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. One day, the teacher asks Little Jenny a question. ‘So Jenny,…
Housewives
A few Housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said “My husband just won’t go to church with…
Doctors Assistant
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to…
The secret
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it…
Sherlock Holmes And Dr Watson Go Camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson decide to go on a camping trip After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go…
Bra size
Two days before my wife’s birthday I asked her what her bra size was. “Ooh,” she said. “Thinking of getting me a new one?” I said, “No….
A young boy asked his mother
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?”…
Macho Man
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and…