The prettiest girl in town
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a…
A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play…
THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…
A young woman visits a florist
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting next…
The Law As It Should Be
One evening after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well-dressed and attractive woman walking just ahead of them….
A blonde with both of her ears burnt
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt… The doctor asks her what had happened. She says: “well… when I…
I want a divorce
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable…
A blonde has a jigsaw puzzle
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to…
The nurse was …
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and…
“Yoohoo”
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…