Bob goes to pick up his date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bob what they’re…
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales- man had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty…
A blonde and her car
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…
A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big…
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the…
A hotel guest calls the front desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to…
My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward…
Bad News
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet. “The…
There were three nuns
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…