A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little…
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…
An Altar Boy Goes To Confessional
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I…
A woman asked an Army General
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…
An Arab and his wife
An Arab and his wife are at midpoint on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up. The…
A man who worked for the fire department
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the…
I arrived home late at night, completely drunk …
A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…
He asked the preacher
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only…
After a tiring day …
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…
Simple Explanation
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy ?” she asks…