A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and says “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says “No” and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the…
The children were lined up …
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples….
The Guy And The Redhead
… and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to…
A Blonde Woman Was Speeding Down The Road
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A Passenger Tapped The Taxi Driver On The Shoulder
A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went…
The Picture Diet!
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped…
A Blonde Was Summoned To Court To …
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August…
Alle Oop
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have…
The Pope Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he…
Robber And Holes
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…