Guy Gets Even With His Wife In A Crazy Way
We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I…
I know your secret!
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?” The…
What’s the name of the restaurant?
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. “The food and service were great!” he said. His friend…
Funny – A 7 year
A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When…
So funny – Once
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…
A shopkeeper …
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
Bless This Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…
There Was A Blonde Who …
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her…
Three Pregnant Women
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…