Mexican Jew
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry…
Mathematician And Plumber
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is it…
The Lion Is Having His Birthday Party!
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they bring…
A prayer before sleeping
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father…
A man and his wife are at a restaurant
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His…
During Lunch At Work Last Week
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling…
The Woman And The Farmer
A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing…
A lawyer died …
A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “you can’t come in here… you have to go…
She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
A Woman’s Reply To A Husband Eloping With Her Sister
Not every day you get to stumble upon something so funny! Marriage can be interesting and boring, we all know that. It all depends how we make…