A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart
A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart. She fills the stadium with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up to prove,…
A man goes to a doctor for his yearly routine physical
A man goes to a doctor for his yearly routine physical. The nurse starts with the basic health questions. “How much do you weigh?” she asks. “Oh,…
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and go…
This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store
This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came…
Tom and Clark are standing on the roof of their building
Tom and Clark are standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break when Clark says, “Hey Tom, did you know that…
A church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings
A church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings. No one applies for the position…
A struggling artist stops by the studio where his recent work is hanging for sale
A struggling artist stops by the studio where his recent work is hanging for sale. The owner tells him he has good news and bad news. “The…
It was Christmas time, and the judge was feeling a little benevolent and filled with holiday spirit
It was Christmas time, and the judge was feeling a little benevolent and filled with holiday spirit. “What exactly is the charge?” he asked counsel. “The man…
A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari
A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari. He parks in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out,…
A client receives his bill from his lawyer in the mail
A client receives his bill from his lawyer in the mail. He’s livid at the amount and calls the lawyer to berate him for charging such ridiculous…