A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot
A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, “I’ll…
A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears
A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, “Hey, do…
After traveling on business, Tim thinks it would be nice to bring his girlfriend a little gift
After traveling on business, Tim thinks it would be nice to bring his girlfriend a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asks the cosmetics clerk. She…
A family moves into their new house
A family moves into their new house. Grandma comes for a visit and asks the youngest child, a five-year-old, how he likes the new place. “It’s terrific,”…
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home…
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has…
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any…
A man comes home one night to find his blonde wife reading his personal journal
A man comes home one night to find his blonde wife reading his personal journal. “I can explain everything,” he begins. She interrupts him midsentence and exclaims,…
A man goes into a restaurant
A man goes into a restaurant. He has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices…
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?”The Lawyer thought…