Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor
Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations,…
A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks
A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks. “Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite afterschool…
A husband and wife are staring at their garden
A husband and wife are staring at their garden. “Sooner or later,” the wife comments, “you’re going to have to put in a better scarecrow.” “What’s wrong…
A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father
A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan…
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Director was hit by a bus
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Director was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the…
Hi! My name is Gertrude
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” says the lady to the man next to her on the airplane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New…
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with…
A guy goes to the movies one day, and in the front row there’s an old man. With him was his dog
A guy goes to the movies one day, and in the front row there’s an old man. With him was his dog. It was a sad, funny…
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you…
A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa
A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing…