A man walked into his backyard
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal service and soon a serviceman…
A foursome of senior golfers
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained. “These…
An old man gets on a crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into…
The first surgeon said
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…
A blind man went to a restaurant
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…
One day in the hospital
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
An old geezer
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign…
A Canadian customer was calling
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly, sir….
Two old farmers
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much.In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob…