So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab…
A man went to his lawyer
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any…
An old man is met by his attorney and is told he is going to be audited
An old man is met by his attorney and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and…
Two tall trees, a birch, and a beech
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKERTwo tall trees, a birch, and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the…
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on…
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he…
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-making truck driver steps…
Two guys are walking through a game park
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men….
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting…
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer,…