A very proper businesswoman
A very proper businesswoman was browsing the lot of a local Mercedes dealership when one particular car caught her eye. After inspecting it for a while, she…
Daddy, how was I born?
“Daddy, how was I born?” the little one asked. The father sighed, “Well, son, I guess you’re going to find out someday.” He leaned back and started,…
A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome
A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…
A blonde was tired of all the blonde jokes
A blonde was tired of all the blonde jokes and people questioning her intelligence. So, she decided to change things up—she cut and dyed her hair, got…
A man calls home from the office
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long…
Little Johnny and Susie were playing house
Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house when they decided it was time to get married. Determined to make it official, Little Johnny…
A police officer pulled over a car for speeding
A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…
An elderly priest
An elderly priest had grown tired of hearing the same sin in confession—adultery. Every week, it was the same thing. One Sunday, during his sermon, he sighed…
The doctor handed the old man a jar
The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the man comes back,Jar still completely…
GRANDMA TAKES THE WITNESS STAND
In a small-town Nebraska courtroom, the prosecutor called his first witness — an elderly grandma named Mrs. Williams. He smiled confidently and asked,“Mrs. Williams, do you know…