I recently picked a new primary care doctor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…
A Wife and Her Lazy Husband
A newlywed couple had just moved into their first home. The husband is slouched on the couch, glued to a football game.During a commercial break, his wife…
A little old lady checked into a motel
A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, feeling a bit lonely. “I deserve some fun,” she thought, flipping through the phone book….
What’s three times three?
In this amusing short tale, three elderly gentlemen visit a doctor for a memory test. When asked, “What is three times three?” the first man answers “274,”…
A little boy named Sam was playing in the backyard
One day, a little boy named Sam was playing in the backyard when, during an intense pretend battle, he accidentally knocked over the outhouse. Panicked, he ran…
A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes
A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…
Nancy received some terrible news
One day, Nancy received some terrible news—her beloved grandfather had passed away. She immediately rushed to her grandparents’ house to comfort her 92-year-old grandmother. When she asked…
A university professor faced a strange dilemma
Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…
The Parrot With a Past
A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50. “Why so cheap?” she asked. The…
When Dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter
When Dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he quickly discovered how adaptable she was. One of the cutest things? Her…