The Navy realized they had too many officers
The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus: $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line…
A few days after Christmas
A few days after Christmas, a mom was in the kitchen, listening to her little boy play with his new electric train in the living room. Suddenly,…
A husband and wife walk into an adoption agency
A husband and wife walk into an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They’re impeccably dressed, well-spoken, and the social workers are impressed by their polished…
A quirky woman named Betty
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95, just two miles from the South Carolina line. Trooper: “Sir, any reason you were speeding?” Driver: “I’m a…
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Pete, furious and packing his suitcase. “What happened, Paddy?” she asks, concerned. Pete shouts, “What happened!?…
After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man…
After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man and said, “Well, you seem to be in great shape! Any health concerns on your mind?” “Actually,…
A man watched his wife preparing dinner
A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…
A police officer was making his usual rounds
A police officer was making his usual rounds when something unusual caught his eye—a trail of $50 bills scattered along the sidewalk, leading into a dimly lit…
An elderly couple walked into a diner
An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink. The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it…