Dave was a great worker
Dave was a great worker—social, friendly, and always on top of his tasks. But there was one problem: he never attended any company events. Eventually, his boss…
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table. He says to the bartender, “A round on me…
Crazy thing happened today
Crazy thing happened today. I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t…
An elderly couple were sitting peacefully on the porch
An elderly couple, fresh off their 50th wedding anniversary, were sitting peacefully on the porch—each rocking in their chairs and reading. Out of nowhere, the wife reaches…
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him that he had never made a will. So, he called his lawyer to…
A young banker decided it was time to upgrade his wardrobe
A young banker decided it was time to upgrade his wardrobe and get his very first tailor-made suit. He went to the finest tailor in town, got…
A doctor at a mental hospital
A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…
There was once a man who took great care of his body
There was once a man who took great care of his body. He worked out every day, lifted weights, and jogged six miles like clockwork. One morning,…
A blonde walked into a flight school
A blonde walked into a flight school, determined to learn how to fly. With all the planes in use, the owner offered to teach her how to…
A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident
A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident. Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch — and was calmly applying fresh…