A husband with six kids
A husband with six kids thought he was clever. Instead of using his wife’s name, he started calling her “Mother of Six.” At first, she laughed it…
Two Nuns and a Blind Man
Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s
An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s, waiting for her husband. Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a…
Two old guys were pushing their carts
Two old guys were pushing their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other. “Sorry about that,” said the first old man. “I’m just a…
A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche
A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought…
After spending the longest two hours of his life…
After spending the longest two hours of his life with a painfully awkward blind date, this poor guy was done. He couldn’t take another second. Thankfully, he…
A bus stops and 2 men get out
A bus stops and 2 men get out. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first….
It was a baby mosquito’s first day
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was…
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps…