Three girls worked together in the same office
Three girls worked together in the same office, all under the same female boss. Day after day, they noticed the boss would always sneak out of work…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
Patrick went to his friend Paddy
One Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said, “Paddy, I need a favor. Can you keep the bartender busy for an hour after closing?”…
A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane
A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10 to 1 odds: for every…
This Australian School Had Enough — And Left Parents the Sassiest Voicemail Ever!
At some point, every school reaches its breaking point — and one high school in Queensland, Australia, did it in style! The staff at Maroochydore High School…
An out-of-work mime was wandering around the zoo
One day, an out-of-work mime was wandering around the zoo, hoping to make a little money performing for visitors. Just as he started to gather a small…
CONFESSION TIME
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister
One day, Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling asleep during…
FIREMAN’S SYSTEM AT HOME
A fireman comes home after a long shift and says to his wife: “You know, at the station we’ve got a great system. Bell 1 rings—we put…
There was a young fellow…
There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he’d see just how fast a bicycle…