The White Horse Knows
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly…
Plaster Duck
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a…
An Italian And A Polish Guy Are Walking Down The Beach
While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy! After the day was…
An Old Man Woke Up To Celebrate 92Nd Birthday
He spoke to his toes He said, “Hello toes! How are you? You know, you’re 92 today. Oh the times we’ve had! Remember we walked in the…
Two Young Lovers Go Up To The Mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
The Pompous Colonel Wanted To Impress
Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing…
An Elder Lady Sees A Naked Man Outside Her Window
… and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!” she yelled,…
Don’T Keep The Officer Waiting
So this police officer is nearing the end of his shift and really that he hasn’t caught anyone up to this point. As he sits in his…
A Lady Approaches A Priest
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to…
I Was Playing A Big Game Of Hide And Seek
I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and we…