Two Lawyers Had Been Life Long Friends
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told…
An Older Couple Was Lying In Bed One Night
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You…
What Have You Done To Merit Entrance Into Heaven
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer…
Chicken Surprise
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.” The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just…
Old Man Goes Into A Restaurant
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that won’t…
Lucky Man
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24,…
An Elderly Gentleman Goes
An elderly gentleman goes to his.. doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test…
Maniac In The Library
A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian: I’ll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and…
A Man Answers The Phone
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day Gladys has been most difficult… I know I ought to…
A Old Lady Is Turning 100
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no…