Who Is The Killer
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out…
Therapy
Patient: “Doc, I keep thinking I’m invisible!” Therapist: “Who said that?!” (Bonus: If the patient laughs, the therapist adds, “Ah, so you do recognize the absurdity of…
The sandwich
A man walks into a deli and orders a sandwich. The chef hands him the most beautiful sandwich he’s ever seen—crispy bread, layers of meat, melted cheese, and a…
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A man walks into a bakery and sees a giant, beautiful cake in the display case. He asks the baker, “Wow! What kind of cake is that?”…
Fancy restaurant
A man walks into a fancy restaurant and sits down. The waiter hands him a menu and says, “Welcome, sir! Our special today is lobster with garlic…
The bakery
A man walks into a bakery and asks, “Do you have any fresh bread?” The baker replies, “Of course! We bake fresh bread every morning.” The man…
The Duck Order
A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.” The next day, the…
The dog said
A guy walks into a bar with a dog and says, “This is a talking dog! I’ll bet anyone here $50 that he can talk.” A patron…
The Us / Mexico Border Guard Is Shocked When Juan Said This
… with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see…
The Atheist Couldn’t Believe It When The Priest And Rabbi Did This
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and…