Lobsters And Whistle
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden…
The Game Warden Harasses A Woman For Reading A Book
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take…
Competition
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the…
A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.He gets out of the car and…
State Trooper Pulls Over 5 Old Ladies
… a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns…
A Man Just Bought A New Ferrari
A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road that…
Traffic Light
One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes…
A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask…
Indiana Jones
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out…
Husband And Wife Go On The Golf Course
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive…