A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…
Mum, am I adopted?
Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing?…
A road supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He…
Grandpa, can you…?
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she said,…
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday…
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving,…
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer: What’s…
A man went to his dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…
The Maid asked for a pay raise
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam, there…
A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would…