A Blonde Walks into a Library
A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…
I found the perfect girl
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…
A very shy guy
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of…
Dad Joke: This Father Insisted The Baby Couldn’t Be His
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
Blonde and a Horse
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into…
Trying to meet women
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn’t having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down…
Every trip
A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey,” he says to his wife. “Yes, darling?” she replies. “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “Why…
Grocery list
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her melons,…
Three bulls …
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of…
A wife was in bed with …
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard Paddy, her husband’s key in the door: “Stay where you are.” She said. “He’s so drunk…