They Walk Among Us!
I was at the checkout at Walmart, minding my own business, when the cashier rang up my total: $46.64. I handed her a crisp $50 bill. She…
The Blonde and the Road Paint Job
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…
John O’Reilly’s Winning Toast
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…
Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s
Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10…
Fred and Mary got married
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…
A Skyliner 900 is cruising across the Atlantic
A Skyliner 900 is cruising across the Atlantic at 800 km/h, flying at 30,000 feet. Suddenly, a sleek fighter jet, the Falcon X-2, appears. The pilot of…
A little boy hops on a bus
A little boy hops on a bus and sits right behind the driver. Grinning, he starts chattering: “If my mom was a hen and my dad was…
A man was working in the garden
A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…
A woman visits the doctor
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They’re having a great time, so they leave their waitress a massive tip. Overjoyed, the waitress…